Obama Appoints New Job Czar: DAN RUSSO

Today, President Obama, worried that he will lose control of the House and Senate if something is not done immediately to reduce the number of unemployed in the US has named Daniel Anthony Russo as Job Czar. Seizing on the opportunity of groundswell from the public for a new approach to national disasters, and the demand for jobs that is coming from all quarters of the country, Dr. Russo has announced that he is calling an emergency meeting of Financiers, Venture Capitalists and Guardian Angels who can pool their money to buy out American Ingenuity, Inc., the dome home company in Florida that makes steel-reinforced, concrete Dome Homes that are highly energy efficient so that the US can start building factories to produce the kits in all fifty states in order to start a massive jobs program. The geodesic domes are guaranteed to withstand tornadoes, hurricanes, forest fires and earthquakes. FEMA will recommend that homes destroyed by Katrina, in Dade County by Andrew, in Tornado Alley, in Malibu by fires, and in Frisco by earthquakes, as well as those destroyed in forest fires in Wyoming and recently, in Colorado, be replaced by these cost-effective homes in light of the fact that global warming has increased the size and the deadliness of various kinds of extreme weather. Tornadoes in Canada, where there have never been tornadoes before, as well as the recent earthquake in Haiti and other places, have renewed the desire by a great many people for safer, more cost effective housing. Besides putting people to work building the factories to make the domes, people will be hired to build them, and as many of them as possible as fast as possible. As it is, the company, American Ingenuity, has only built 600 homes in the last thirty years. If we had a nation using these homes, we could save two/thirds of our energy costs per year on residential housing.
Along with this venture, Mr. Russo is calling for the construction of factories to make remote-controlled lawnmowers, saying that it is time that people become the masters of their machines, instead of their servants.
Venture Capitalists like Warren Buffitt, Ross Perot and T. Boone Pickens, will join other Financiers, like Steve Jobs, formerly of Apple, and Bill Gates, to brainstorm new ideas for inventions to Green America.